Slumber Pawty 2025

     Listen up, animal lovers (and even you ‘I’m more of a plant person’ folks)! I’m raising money for the incredible rescue that gave me Hubie the Wondermutt—yes, the legend himself, the greatest dog to ever exist (totally unbiased opinion). This organization takes in the forgotten, the abandoned, and the ones who’ve had a rough start because humans let them down. They give these animals the second chance they deserve—kind of like a dating app, but with a much better success rate (especially in your 30s). They work tirelessly to save animals who, without them, might never get their shot at a happy, spoiled life.

     So, let’s do something good with our money instead of spending it on overpriced coffee and impulse Amazon buys. When you donate, you’re not just helping animals—you’re giving them a chance to find a human to worship, snuggle, and silently judge. Let’s honor Hubie by helping more animals find their weird, wonderful humans. Open those wallets and do it for the Hubies of the world—you know he’d demand it with the same windshield-wiper tail and passion in which he demanded bologna. And if you don’t, well…I’ll assume you hate puppies, and I don’t think you want that on your conscience.